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state ah jones

state of märshall jònes
wheres my money? state ah jones
by wakansa January 20, 2021
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Media clearly made by Hollywood or some other big budget execs pushing democrat talking points, usually against guns. Example being most cop shows, where officers are portrayed as the only ones competent with guns and civilians with guns are portrayed as trigger-happy gun nuts.
“Are those high capacity double barrel magazine extended clips, allowing you to fire a bigger bullet? You know assault weapons are illegal in Commiefornia, right?”

“Actually assault weapon is a very loose term, usually used by anti-gun people applied to any big black rifle to fear monger against guns. This is some State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop (totally low-key name drop)”
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Maine state-capital excuse

"Augusta". Used to absolve someone of blame for assorted objects' being messily scattered about.
Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.
by QuacksO February 15, 2023
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Dockweiler state beach

A state beach in Los Angeles
Located to the north of manhattan and Redondo Beaches and just to the west of Los Angeles international airport
I love taking off from lax over dockweiler state beach

It's kinda bittersweet cause.for 1 reason or another
It means I'm leaving the southland
by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021
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