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Jon Jones

A verb, typically used to describe the act of striking or punching someone, usually meaning to elbow someone, as Jon Jones is a fighter known to have powerful elbows.
by Ken Kamuy May 31, 2024
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Jonesed

Getting drunk and expressing your feelings to a girl you are interested in. This comes in the form of a long text or multiple phone calls and usually results in rejection and regret.
I went out last night and totally jonesed Lauren bro. no shot she gets with me now.
by Lalallala March 14, 2025
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mael jones

A person who has a very short temper and I angry all the time no matter what. And Is like dobby someone's bitch
by Cyniful June 6, 2018
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AK Jones

This is a sexual act. The male partner snorts a line of onion powder inducing a violent sneezing attack. He then places his nose and mouth over the female partners cooter. And acts like the woman’s vibrator.
Aw my vibrator died.

Don’t worry baby I’ll grab the onion powder and give you an AK Jones
by Nuclear Waffle October 19, 2025
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shrimpy jones

A guy with a small dick and large balls that can't see his toes
by John to con June 9, 2016
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Jonesing

When you really need that...run, drink, bong hit.
I start Jonesing to watch One-Piece with my 3 teen-aged kids around 7 p.m.
by LPNL June 30, 2022
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