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Bacon Kisses

Liz: "Matt, you have burns on your hand!"

Matt: "Yea, I love bacon kisses!"
by Mohee Magee March 10, 2019
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Bacon Station

The act of using bacon bits as a rectal suppository.

1.) pinch off some bits in the tips of your thumb and fingers like an Italian trying to emphasize something
2.) take a deep breath to oxygenate the capillaries in your butthole
3.) relax
4.) anally insert (just don't close your eyes and be all kweer about it)
5.) enjoy
Yo! Don't use all the bits tonight on that salad...I have a date later at the Bacon Station.
by boof_or_die October 4, 2017
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a phrase meaning

N.B.: this phrase is said to make someone look silly/ridiculous

a) "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2013
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Baconator

(A combination of the words bacon and traitor): between and, theoretically, among jews only, an offensive term for a Jewish guy who chooses to marry a non jewish girl, making the children non jewish.
If you are neither a svinoyed, nor a yidiot, and you marry a non jewish girl, most jews would consider you a baconator, unless of course you are a convert out of judaism
by Sexydimma March 28, 2021
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Bacon brownie

A fat ass Betch that won’t stop eating and is always emotionally drained and has to eat her feelings
by Lingling4eva April 22, 2019
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