national shawty day

National holiday for all the chill shawties out there

Omg bro i’m throwing a huge ass party for national shawty day!

by shawtyshelb November 24, 2019

National Danny Day

a day dedicated to the perfect boy in the world. my one and only love forever <3. i love you so much pretty boy, you deserve the world and so much more :)

Its National Danny Day, stfu hes the only one that matters.

by DopeyExe August 1, 2021

National Rondling Day

Traditionally held on the first Monday of the year, participants gather all across the country and get savagely rondled. Get involved!!

National Rondling Day: RONNNDDDLLLEEE!!!!!

by Rondler McSpinkster January 2, 2011

national caoimhe day

March 1st; a day dedicated to Caoimhe! When you have an Irish name, it’s uncommon to see it anywhere, so this day is all yours. Enjoy it!

Wow, it’s national caoimhe day today!

by crayola February 3, 2022

National Ejaculation Day

Every July 4th A Group Of Teenagers Go Down To There Local Lake And Procced To Ejaculate Into It.

A. Hey its National Ejaculation Day Today!
B. Yeah Lets Go Down To Our Lake And Cum In It!
All Together. YEAH!

by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022

National Cockwarming Day

Its on September 18th

Person 1: omg its national cockwarming day!

by darkypooo September 18, 2022

NATIONAL BERTRAM DAY

National Bertram Day
Lets celebrate the best butler every by telling everyone that they look like Bertram from Hey Jessie:)

National Bertram Day
Girl: Hey, today is National Bertram day. That means that we compliment people today!
Boy: Cool, what do we say to them

Girl: You tell everyone that they look like Bertram!!!! :)

by swaggypeppa October 21, 2019