by BootyHunter_666 January 23, 2018
by servant of the boognish December 01, 2009
a circumcized king with a monstrous cock. john david is the nicest person you will ever meet and though he has an enourmous penis, he has not yet used it and doesn't plan on tapping in to his full potential. john david is loved by all and everyone's friend, only he knows the inner demons that he faces at keeping his massive, veiny, juicy, throbbing dick from taking hold of him and causing him to become a fuck master
Person 1: I love john david! He's such a good friend!
Person 2: yeah, he really is! I heard he has a great cock too!
Person 2: yeah, he really is! I heard he has a great cock too!
by doodoomaster69 December 10, 2021
by Gay ninja 69 March 27, 2018
A version of the renowned and loved David Attenborough, used best to describe someone who has, or is undergoing, the process of shitting oneself, as the faecal matter currently deposited in their underwear contains various undiscovered and undocumented lifeforms, much like the one's David Attenborough discovers in his wildife documentaries.
*James shits himself violently*
Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!
Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!
Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!
Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!
by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 08, 2011
David cotto is a good looking Latin he gets any girl he wants and gives a girl what she wants and how she wants it
by Se your but bitch June 22, 2017