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Get the National Daredevil Day mug.THE GREATEST HOLIDAY CREATED IS HERE! welcome one welcome all! satin day! today we shall celebrate by drawing pentagrams and summoning the great demons of the very fiery depths that we shall meet upon our very demise!
person 1: its satin day you know what that means!
person 2: what does that mean?
person 1 (in a demonic voice): time to be my sacrifice bitch!
person 2: wait no please oh god no please let me live!
person 1: goodbye Darrel
satin: thanks for the summon mate
person 1: Darrel wasn't that important it was definitely worth his life for you my friend
satin: that is a very nice thing to say
person 2: what does that mean?
person 1 (in a demonic voice): time to be my sacrifice bitch!
person 2: wait no please oh god no please let me live!
person 1: goodbye Darrel
satin: thanks for the summon mate
person 1: Darrel wasn't that important it was definitely worth his life for you my friend
satin: that is a very nice thing to say
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