One of the most popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoon about a man who discovers that he can run very, very fast, and makes the most of it. Well...he does at first.
"Waiting For The Bus" starts with a man who is...well, take a wild guess what he's doing, why don't you.
When the bus comes, it speeds past him. The man runs to get the bus driver to stop. The bus driver points out that he is in the same predicament as the bus in the movie "Speed." It is at this moment that the man realizes he can run very, very fast. The bus driver gives a brief motivational speech telling him to make the most of his odd skill, which he immediately does.
Things go well at first. The man (Now called the 50MPH Man) immediately becomes a star. He wins races left and right, and unexpectedly finds his true love when he crashed into her after a race. But things take a dark turn when he receives an invitation to race in the Indy 500...and he accepts.
A man who can run at 50MPH can't hold a candle to cars that go more than 200MPH, which is something he learns the hard way. The 50MPH man loses a race for the first time as a result, and his life spirals down. He is arrested for attempted robbery, and his wife divorces him.
Several years pass. The 50MPH man sits alone in the training area where he first honed his skills. He then commits suicide by running full-speed into the stadium wall. The very same bus driver who inspired him to begin his career learns about his passing, and stops to admire the place where The 50MPH Man started and ended his life.
Finally, the bus explodes, killing him.
The End!
When the bus comes, it speeds past him. The man runs to get the bus driver to stop. The bus driver points out that he is in the same predicament as the bus in the movie "Speed." It is at this moment that the man realizes he can run very, very fast. The bus driver gives a brief motivational speech telling him to make the most of his odd skill, which he immediately does.
Things go well at first. The man (Now called the 50MPH Man) immediately becomes a star. He wins races left and right, and unexpectedly finds his true love when he crashed into her after a race. But things take a dark turn when he receives an invitation to race in the Indy 500...and he accepts.
A man who can run at 50MPH can't hold a candle to cars that go more than 200MPH, which is something he learns the hard way. The 50MPH man loses a race for the first time as a result, and his life spirals down. He is arrested for attempted robbery, and his wife divorces him.
Several years pass. The 50MPH man sits alone in the training area where he first honed his skills. He then commits suicide by running full-speed into the stadium wall. The very same bus driver who inspired him to begin his career learns about his passing, and stops to admire the place where The 50MPH Man started and ended his life.
Finally, the bus explodes, killing him.
The End!
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 25, 2021
Get the Waiting For The Busmug. when there is a situation where you would normally call someone a retard or retarded but you dont want to be offensive so you say that they are a bus person instead.
by godofthebuspeople September 23, 2021
Get the bus personmug. Are you mentally on the little bus?
by Drezeiz March 2, 2025
Get the Little busmug. the transport for the gang Brunswick Road Killers it never moves and you will probably be killed on it
That Lankz yute: fam where should I buck you
Shush: come buck me on the red bus right now eediat just sign out ma ting
Shush: come buck me on the red bus right now eediat just sign out ma ting
by Ceedizzy January 31, 2021
Get the The Red busmug. by yakwtmfviopcpceb February 27, 2021
Get the PCP Cat Eye Busmug. by TinTin May 28, 2021
Get the Bumug. The best song forever and it is about 8745 which is a stupid D and T teacher in LSC called small ng. The original song is called creeper aww man.
Are you a'BUS CHASER'?
by Chan Tai Man November 12, 2019
Get the Bus chasermug.