Toilet paper

Look at how stupid people are! They are hoarding toilet paper for a flu like virus!!

Hym “I wipe my nose with toilet paper you idiot. For every 1 roll of toilet paper, you get 5-boxes-of-tissue-worth of nose blowing material. It’s for my nose you clown.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

Paper Barf

A printer malfunction in which multiple pages of gibberish are produced instead of the expected document.

The printer spits out page after page of undecipherable symbols at maximum speed, giving the impression that it's had far, far too many drinks at the party.

Use:

Buddy: "Where's the document I printed? It's just pages of random gibberish."

Paul: "Looks like it just paper barfed."

by thehelpdesk May 5, 2011

batty paper

Another workd for toilet paper.

Used to clean your batty crease after the toilet

Jheeze I forgot to get some "batty paper" from the shop

by slyy99 September 2, 2021

PAPER CHASER

1. It's a state of mind. Only one thing is on they mind when it comes to makin' money and that's money. It takes focuse to achieve successfully.

2. One who wants wealth, to be rich. Hustling, grinding, gettin' dat money. Someone dat knows what it takes to make it happen and stackin' they bread.

3. Likes to show off what they got wit clothes, shoes, jewelry, handbags, hair, nails, cars, cribs and a phat wallet.

People be callin' me a golddigger but naw, I'm just a paper chaser.

by Knowitall444 January 16, 2022

Paper Drive

When you use printed out directions to navigate to somewhere.

John’s grandparents will be here late, they’re doing a paper drive.

by Ringo the Star May 17, 2023

Toilet-paper

An item that is on the endangered species list! Used to wipe your bottom. Various breeds, 2 ply 3 ply or the best , four ply. Peepole seem to think this will stop you from catching the corona.

eg1: Hey bro, you got 4 ply toilet-paper ?because im finna take a phat SHET !

eg2: doctor:"You have covid-19!" Guy :"No way! That's impossible because i bought out the toilet-paper!"

by PPlikher March 17, 2020

paper grapes

Is a popular dish in the middle east. In arabic it's called وراه عنب its made up of grade leaves wrapped around a hand full of rice

Broo paper grapes are sooo good

by Mirosupermacy October 7, 2022