180 grit toilet paper

The toilet paper stores still have.

Even the hardasses aren't buying the 180 grit toilet paper, they try to get one of the other brands first, which is why the stores only have the 180 grit left.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020

No more paper?

When you need to print something but you realise you have ran out of paper

Oh no!
Is there No More Paper?

by cool dogs eat December 16, 2022

Filing Papers

to masterbate

“yo bro i told my gf i was filing papers to her ass”

by nailuee April 30, 2023

fresh toilet paper

Commonly used by crazy people to describe clean fragrances at Walmart.

Woman:(picks up and smells a candle)

Woman: This smells like fresh toilet paper.

by Joven diosa June 18, 2017

Papers

Probation

Are you on papers

Or on probation

by Street meal April 3, 2019

Papered

"Getting Papered".

When a person who normally holds a measure of power and authority is overridden by a person of greater power and authority by being showed an official piece of documentation which validates the second person's superior authority.

*Guy in a suit walks up to a crime scene*

Police Inspector: "You can't come in here, this area is under police jurisdiction and is off limits".

Guy: *Pulls out an ID card* "Not any more it isn't, this scene is under FBI jurisdiction now"

Police officer:" Hey Carl did you see that? Inspector Ryan just got papered!"

by Nullkid November 8, 2011

The Paper Shreds

Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.

synonym- The Shreds

(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???

by Wallnerboy October 30, 2007