cage free egg

A filthy rich male who can't or won't buy themselves a scalp full of hair, even though they could build a research facility dedicated to a permanent cure for alopecia with a token amount of their wealth, never mind just grafting some rabbit fur on their head. Usually used in reference to an unattached male or bachelor (hence cage free), someone possessing significant wealth, affluent social status, or other specific and desirable personal qualities.

Jeff Bezos is the world's richest cage free egg.

by whoisboris February 13, 2019

Join For Free Bobux

what shows up when you search up "no bitches"

Person 1:Did you join "Join For Free Bobux?"
Person 2: That sounds like a scam

by jalapenocheesetoppers July 2, 2022

Moroccan Free Spirit

A page started in 2018. It used to publish art and related stuff. Now, it posts stuff and shit.

Some dick online:"Hey, where do you get these funny memes from?"
Me:"From Moroccan Free Spirit"

by Definitelynotabot June 14, 2019

Let the turtles free

When you need to go poo!

Denise: It's kind of like right now. I have to go let the turtles free. (Runs to the bathroom)

by rockstarTurtle December 30, 2013

Freeing Pan Pan

The act of being a fucking idiot and quitting on something your have progressed on. Used as a nickname of quitting essentially and not wanting to do it anymore. (ex. Idc anymore, i owe you nothing). Also dropping something for a hoe could be seen as freeing pan pan.

The act of being a fucking idiot and quitting on something your have progressed on. Used as a nickname of quitting essentially and not wanting to do it anymore. (ex. Idc anymore, i owe you nothing). Also dropping something for a hoe could be seen as freeing pan pan.

by sEcOnDlOgIc August 18, 2017

free shot fax

When u take a shot in basketball and shit urself at the same time

Did u see my free shot fax

Ye it was sick
I need to go change my nappie now though

by Sam Mackey January 4, 2021

Free Bird Challenge

In the 1973 Lynyrd Skynyrd hit song "Free Bird", vocalist Ronnie Van Zant sings the line "Lord knows I can't change". What he is referring to is the fact that he shit himself and cannot change his pants. This is a direct metaphor for the act of free thinking and rebelling against established authority, and was a hidden instruction regarding the challenge. The challenge, therefore, consists of shitting yourself while listening to the entire almost 10 minute song and not changing your pants until the song is over, or even longer if you can. Doing so will heighten your spiritual senses and leave you on a higher plane of thought and existence.

Chris took the Free Bird Challenge last night, ever since he has been a changed man. He claims to have had his third eye opened and can see the inner machinations of the universe itself.

by jmason1352 May 15, 2021