joke

something stupid people wont get like pussy

Bob - hey bro you wanna hear a joke
doug- sure bro
Bob - why did the chiken cross the road
doug-why?
Bob- to be road kill

doug - i dont get that one bro

Bob- just like pussy

by Cromsy February 22, 2021

Joke

A cross between a jog and a hike.

I was planning on going on a trail run, but it ended up being a joke.

We were going to hike this awesome trail, but it ended up being a joke.

by FFDave February 27, 2021

joke

A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny
punchline.

"She was in a good mood to tell jokes"

by anonymous February 20, 2022

Joke-abee

A noun used to describe the uncanny way GOP candidate Mike Huckabee uses a snappy one-liner or other joke in a serious moment to dodge a tough question.

If you go to youtube and type in "Mike Huckabee Metamucil, you will see a textbook Joke-abee.

by former Huck-Agreer January 20, 2008

That's not a joke

That's not what's happening hear, shit-stain.

Hym "That's not a joke what you're doing there. This was the wrong time to be uppity about your kids. You came into this thinking I was pranking your or something and now your want to pretend it doesn't matter that I was right because you still want to be uppity about your kids. Like, you don't tell me anything parent-bitch. You tell those fucking kids of yours that you're trying to trade them for another little boy or girl. And when your kids ask WHY you can tell them 'I tried to dictate to Hym the nature and course of his life so I fed them to Hym so he wouldn't come for you.' OR you can lie to their shit, retarded little faces. Which is what I expect your to do."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2025

Iad Joke

A joke that was fucking lame as hell and not funny whatsoever. A joke that makes people laugh at the person that said the joke and clown them instead of laughing at the joke instead.

“Ima hit you wit the 1 2 Combo”

“That shit was a iad joke”

by #1iadglazer November 29, 2023

Joke

Something you call an insult before someone made a comeback or negative reply.

"Cats are useless"
"You are fucking ignorant, rabbits are even more useless"
"It was a joke reterd"
"Yeah, of course, it's a joke just because I replied"

by PI55 September 3, 2018