get your bars up

Your rap needs work, improve immediately.
son, if you gonna freestyle your battle verse get your bars up first before you come up here with that wack ass bullshit.
by Ronny War April 05, 2010
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nature valley granola bar

a crumbly ass granola bar that clearly represents how messy my fucking life is
on a scale from 1 to nature valley granola bar how much of a mess is your life?
nature valley granola bar bro
by maddy_braps March 26, 2016
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Punk Rock Cliff Bar

A Punk Rock Cliff Bar is a nutty, rocky, spiky, trailblazing poop that makes your anus feel like an unweaving, stealwoolish, Chinese finger trap.
Keep the essential oils, the Nivea, the kitchen sponge, and the phone with 911 ready to go in case you have a Punk Rock Cliff Bar.
by Matisse.trolldoll December 05, 2018
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mars bar scheme

The offering of a sweet snack to an underager in return for sexual favours when she reaches legal age. The phrase "come back and see me when your 16" is usually said afterwards.
"Haw, I'd gie her a mars bar."
by _Bone_ March 29, 2005
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Bar Head

Getting head from a tramp, slut, or whore in exchange for paying her bar tab.
Dude I got bar head from that chick, it's the cheapest date that puts out that I've ever had.
by GigiH August 04, 2015
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A code phrase to identify someone in public space as a homosexual.
Did you meet Ted? I think he orders Rieslings at the bar. Especially after seeing him pay for it with money from his purse.
by Dappersnake August 02, 2010
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Stars and Bars

The phrase refers to a banner, which was copied from the British Union Jack, and was used by some of the mobs of Southern (Confederate) traitors in the period 1861 to 1865.

The War of the Rebellion, also known as the Civil War was fought for the worst cause of any war in history: to perpetuate the enslavement of human beings by their fellow human beings for monetary gain (not unlike what the modern day Republicans are trying to do). The Stars and Bars is the best known flag of that digusting and vile cause.
We enjoy defiling the Stars and Bars wherever we find it. Especially when it's in the form of a tatoo on a chicken shit red neck.
by Jubilation T. Corndog July 09, 2007
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