get your bars up

Your rap needs work, improve immediately.

son, if you gonna freestyle your battle verse get your bars up first before you come up here with that wack ass bullshit.

by Ronny War April 5, 2010

nature valley granola bar

a crumbly ass granola bar that clearly represents how messy my fucking life is

on a scale from 1 to nature valley granola bar how much of a mess is your life?
nature valley granola bar bro

by maddy_braps July 8, 2016

Punk Rock Cliff Bar

A Punk Rock Cliff Bar is a nutty, rocky, spiky, trailblazing poop that makes your anus feel like an unweaving, stealwoolish, Chinese finger trap.

Keep the essential oils, the Nivea, the kitchen sponge, and the phone with 911 ready to go in case you have a Punk Rock Cliff Bar.

by Matisse.trolldoll December 5, 2018

mars bar scheme

The offering of a sweet snack to an underager in return for sexual favours when she reaches legal age. The phrase "come back and see me when your 16" is usually said afterwards.

"Haw, I'd gie her a mars bar."

by _Bone_ March 29, 2005

he orders Rieslings at the bar

A code phrase to identify someone in public space as a homosexual.

Did you meet Ted? I think he orders Rieslings at the bar. Especially after seeing him pay for it with money from his purse.

by Dappersnake August 2, 2010

Bar Head

Getting head from a tramp, slut, or whore in exchange for paying her bar tab.

Dude I got bar head from that chick, it's the cheapest date that puts out that I've ever had.

by GigiH September 6, 2015

Gay Bar Super Star

A homosexual man or drag queen who is at the gay bar/clubs on every possible occasion and believes that his popularity at the gay bar somehow gives him social status. The Gay Bar Super Star usually holds a meaningless, low wage job during the day, such as a convenience store clerk or McDonald's drive through attendant.

Frank is such a bitch! She ain't nothing but a Gay Bar Super Star!

Travis acts like such a Gay Bar Super Star, but we all know that hooker works at the gas station during the day.

Shelita Buffet is a Gay Bar Super Star, but we all know she's selling her ass in the bathroom after the drag show!

by Meredith (Miss M) September 29, 2006