In a secret town in the back alley of a McDonald’s in North Korea (run by Kim jong un with Donald Trump as the sales assistant), it’s a store where you can hire an assassin for one day and get them to kill as many people as you want in only one day.
O. Boy I sure do love my assassin batman I bought at ASSASSINS ‘R’ US.. it was so useful... boy i should go there again shame I’m an American citizen
by Pezunts March 12, 2018
Get the ASSASSINS ‘R’ USmug. 
"Girl! I had no idea he was a used tampon. We met last night but I wouldn't have thought that he ever did that before!"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Get the used tamponmug. by Maiden Man November 12, 2016
Get the Use X to landmug. 
by anonymous February 10, 2023
Get the big fat sussy wussy among usmug. One of the tiers of comebacks used in an intense battle where you or the other person exclaimed ur mom gay to the other. Is said to only be used by masters. Implies a person's man uses the comic sans font.
Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl
Carl: u won do it.
Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl starts to melt and erupt into flames*
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl
Carl: u won do it.
Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl starts to melt and erupt into flames*
by I have anudeispedia June 1, 2018
Get the Ur mans uses comic sansmug.