Cheesin’ My Steez

Cramping my style, throwing off my groove, etc.

Past tense: cheesed my steez

Present tense:

Jack Black: Anyway, my name’s JB. Just rolled into town.

KG: Would you give me some space? You’re kinda cheesin’ my steez.

JB: Ah dude, I’m sorry.

Past tense:

Kuzco : Dude! You cheesed my steez!

Guard : I'm sorry, but you've cheesed the Emperor's steez.

Old Man : Sooooorry!

by Heretakemeinstead December 18, 2023

Fondle my pickle

Used when a man describes the devious things his son did to him in Spain many moons ago.

Rory! Fondle my pickle like you used to in the good ol’ days!

by QueeferAngus73 July 2, 2023

my hair it dont move

my hair doesnt move

my hair it dont move; bald headed big back ass bitch

by myyyyyyayyyy July 3, 2023

my quacks are in a pack

The opposite of my ducks are in a row.

I can’t seem to get anything right- My quacks are in a pack.

by Lorna Black July 3, 2023

Kiss my snapping ass

You use this phrase whenever you are upset with someone and you need something else to say.

“Kiss my snapping ass" amari said to janiya

by Vitiligo pussy July 5, 2023

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023

I've got charm comin' out of my ass

An expression used by a charming/cute human being, of course i'm not talking about YOU (the reader of this post)

Person 1: "So... Have you asked that girl out yet?"
Not the reader: "Yeah, and she said yes!"
Not the reader: "What can I say? I've got charm comin' out of my ass"

by Honestly_iForgor July 6, 2023