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National uppercut Your sister day

It’s when you fucking destroy your sister cause she’s a little prick.
“Ima fucking upper cut the shit outta you Stephanie

“Why?”
“Cause it’s National uppercut your sister day”
by MexiAlan October 30, 2019
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Your mom

A devastating blow, can be diffused in any conversation and used as any comeback or response.
Those fallen victim to this attack will doubtlessly struggle to recover
What do you want for dinner, sweetie?”
“How about yOUR MOM!”

“Dude, i wasn’t listening to miss, what are we doing??”
“YOUR MOM!”
by dylanthedino October 30, 2019
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National kiss your mate day

Basically all you do is kiss your girl on October 31 and don’t be a sissy and not do it.
“Ouuhhhh it’s national kiss your mate day I’ll be right back I gotta kid my girl
by User345678910 October 30, 2019
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Your mom

Jonathan: “Guess who’s ugly”

Nathen: “Who?”

Jonathan: “Your mom”
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If your name is Emily

If your name is Emily you are not trash you are an amazing piece of trash
by By Emily-made on nov 2 2019 November 2, 2019
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National ask Out your crush

This is the day to ask out your crush you better do it I wanna see it happen
by Spread the news November 2, 2019
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