Universal Problem Solver

A slap on the ass.

Josh: She looked sad, so I caught up with her and gave her a universal problem solver.

by Entr' Acte December 18, 2009

University High School

University high School located in Carmel, Indiana is a college-prep school* run by nerds for nerds.

(tyranny* cough cough)

Nerd 1: hey dude did you hear that University High School had a cosplay class?
Need 2: Yeah, I heard one kid made a dark soul’s costume with an actual sword he welded.
Normal Person: what? Is it a costume or cosplay?
Nerds: *beating the ever loving shit out of the normal dude*

by Alternatively September 22, 2018

Utah Valley University

Utah Valley University (UVU) is an affordable and inclusive university in Utah County. The grass is always greener at UVU and offers incredible access to the best of Utah’s outdoors.

Have you seen Utah Valley University’s president at sporting events? She’s always on the sideline jumping up and down, shaking her pompoms, and cheering on the athletes by name.

I wanted to study at an inclusive and affordable university, so I came to UVU.

by UVUsuperfan November 24, 2021

bean and rice university

noun - A phrase for low quality Mexican Colleges. Play off words on Rice University.

You see that poor kid over there? His parents are sending him off to Bean and Rice University.

by Craksmokkka69 January 18, 2023

The Porn Cinematic Universe

When you are watching a porno and it references another porn video you have watched

Bro I have seen all of The Porn Cinematic Universe I think this makes me a virgin again

by Tim The Wise June 12, 2021

University of New Brunswick

The University of New Brunswick (UNB) is a public university with two primary campuses in Fredericton and Saint John, New Brunswick. Famous students include the whole cast of the hit NBC show Friends (very funny might I add). UNB is most known for their ability to be severely overpriced and yet equally underwhelming.

What can you expect from a University filled with people from New Brunswick though. Number 1 employer for UNB grads is the governments unemployment benefits. Which employs 72% of New Brunswick's population.

employer: Where did you get your education?
me: The University of New Brunswick
employer: I would've preferred if you had only gone to high school

by penisadult November 16, 2021

Delaware State University

The most underrated HBCU in the country! DSU is a campus full of intelligent beautiful women and scholarly gentleman that are serious about their future. Our Aviation & Nursing programs are hidden gems along with the college of business... Our research programs are on the rise as well! Dont sleep on this giant of a school.

STATE !
Delaware State University is litty and they be having the whole state come down for homecoming .

The Delaware State University is an awesome institution of higher learning

by are302hbcu May 27, 2021