First Boy

1. Father - indicating the first of your boys
2. What an only boy becomes when you meet a second boy (pending)
B: "Is my First Boy your dad?"

Z: "No, unless you met my dad first?"

M: "So I guess what you're saying is everyone has a different First Boy?"

Z: "No"
by Boy (Dutch) June 03, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: %456.18《¥》: The First Juvenile Release.
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What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perinal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Resolute Protector: The First Juvenile Release.
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A phrase said by someone (commonly a female) that indicates comparison of your behavior with past partners.
Shorty: “Youre so sweet! Youre the first guy to treat me right

Whos been treating you?
by Dwight Pride November 26, 2024
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First Maid

The first first aid to arrive on the scene., Equipped with bandages, rolled gauzedes and ointments.

Pee pads are a must, be won't be required; are optional...
Proof of residency encouraged, not enforced.
Handicapped license required. Fraugalent abusers will be reported.
Anyone < age 55 will be locked at the staulks. No Poop Breaks.
Dayum Daniel, gramps here tired as hell, call up the First Maid, take her all day to walk here, and she gots to take me to get my prescription..
by Tiny( the wife) August 20, 2023
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