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Gussin's Law

Gussin's law states that , if you have to use "fat jokes" or other personal attacks to win an arguement on the internet, you have in fact already lost.

Usually an indication of the users inablitiy to effectively support their stance on a given subject with anything coherent.

origin: modeled after "Goodwin's Law"
This guy thought he could win an arguement on the message board by making "you live in your momma's basement" jokes. Evidently he hadnt heard of Gussin's Law.
by strawberrysnortcake June 6, 2011
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Nicky's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, if an argument over music is taking place and one party invokes Brittany Spears, they automatically lose the argument.
Pedro: "okay, diego's umbrella was a big improvement over bat makumba"

Javier: "What r u talking about? Bat Makumba tore it up. They are different...for sure. If you can't handle it go listen to your Brittany Spears albums and keep your mind closed to the World."

Pedro: "I love that you just called someone who went to a dengue fever show a closed minded brittany spears fan - I'm invoking Nicky's Law."
by contract-expand February 9, 2010
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Squire’s-law

Squire’s-law: The most likely cause of an unsolicited offer is its unintended invitation.
Squire’s-law example: Using a search engine for the worddefinition’, but mistyping and being contacted by a company called ‘deifinition’.
by Googledefs February 11, 2023
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Karamazov’s Law

The real state of an interpersonal relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
Rick: dude Annie keeps posting pics of her and Marc and shit on Facebook but I’m pretty sure she’s sleeping with his brother.

Will: Ah, classic Karamazov’s Law.
by Lord Bi den January 7, 2021
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sperm in law

When a woman has a baby conceived using anonymous donor sperm, the individual her parents blame for all the child's undesirable traits is the "sperm in law"
Our new grandson cries when we put him to bed. Our sperm in law probably did that.
by Neoal July 25, 2014
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Reddit's Law

A scientific term. Reddit's Law states three key concepts:
1) A meme can never die, it will always come back into the spotlight either to continue its evolution or else to be used in a crossover meme. Both scenarios often result in the meme being significantly less funny than it originally was, and are rarely successful. Dead memes being brought back usually means this time it dies 10x faster than the first time.

2) For every post, there is an equal and opposite repost. Because a lot of new meme content can start out on Reddit, a new meme being created successfully would mean a surge of this meme across the internet. This surge is known as the Platform Cycle over the whole internet, but also occurs independently across Reddit. As the meme spreads, it will die out in most places except Reddit as stated in the above concept.

3) You must stay on your own subreddit. Posting a Weed Meme on a subreddit for Gun Safety would result in the user responsible being crucified, as the Weed Meme was not posted to r/weed or r/dankmemes.
(posts a doge meme to a car subreddit)
Car Subreddit Members: You are now dead
Meme Subreddit Users: I will take this and post it to it's appropriate place (all 50 people say simultaneously)
(there is now a surge of Doge memes across Reddit)
Intelligent person: This one idiot in a car subreddit accidentally enabled Reddit's Law on Doge, now Doge will just get less and less funny smh.
by reallifeworddefinitions February 24, 2020
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Chad's Law

Once a Chad is in motion it stays in motion; therefore the only way to stop a Chad is at the start.
Jerry: "I shouldn't have invited these guys, I didnt expect them to be complete Chads"
Newton: "If you studied Chad's law, this would not have been an issue"
by LtOfFlavourTown May 13, 2019
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