Jesscension Day

This day is a seminal day which occurs once in a lifetime. The notion is extremely similar to Ascension Day but is marked 89 days after the passing of Jesus Christ. Instead of the subject being the access or passage of Jesus Christ into Heaven it marks the passage of someone more significant as they move into an equally hallowed place. The Day is rooted in the Bible, following the accounts given in Mark 16:19, Luke 24:51 and Acts 1:2.

Jesscension Day was great. I’m so happy that We were able to celebrate together, 89 days after the passing of Jesus.

by El Hordo July 7, 2019

Lonelytine’s Day

Lonelytines day is like Valentine’s Day but we don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend. So we eat junk and watch memes. This event is reserved for people who are:

•single

•heartbroken

•crushing

•Lonely people

Person 1: it’s Valentine’s Day!!
Person 2: don’t you mean lonelytine’s day?

by Yo te February 5, 2020

Boob day

Boob day (August 3 ) is a day of appreciating honkers .

Let it be men or women boobs .

Any honker counts . Big , smol , medium , any size !

Person 1: oh man , it is boob day !
Person 2: it is ? Hey let's celebrate showing our boobs !!
Person 1: yes !!! Let's go !!!

by SevenZeroSeven August 3, 2021

day buzz

a term referring to alcohol consumption during the daytime, usually beginning in the late morning or early afternoon.

"Yeah man, I'm totally gonna get my day buzz on during the game Sunday..."

by Dr. Ozzy February 6, 2009

Dumpling day

A joyous occasion where friends and family from the burbs of Lanta gather to feast on the boiled remains of chic-n-veg in water broth frothy goodness. When parsnips and persnickety appetites combine - you get drop style chicken and dumplins’... hence dumpling day.

Each bite is washed down with volumous quantities of lightening water, aka vodka. Garnished with citrus of the gods.

Join me next year, but rsvp.

Fuck you all... gotta go.... its dumpling day!

Or

I cut my finger slaughtering the 50 chickens for dumpling day

by Jflo207 November 11, 2018

ValentIDES Day

February 15, or the Ides of February. Best day to celebrate Valentine's Day, where restaurants do not try to gouge you with exorbitant prices.

This year, we are celebrating our love on ValentIDES Day, so that we can save money on our restaurant bill.

by darwinplanet February 6, 2012

NINNY DAY

july 10th?

no!it’s ninny day.

appreciate your local ninny .

kind regards x

vicky: it’s ninny day !!
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kind regards x

by thomasheadonsucks July 10, 2020