Finger Stalker

A person who conducts a relentless online search for all facts and fabrications posted about a person who was in your past, who you want to be in your present or who will be in your future filing a restraining order.

Before my high school reunion I wanted to see if I could find out more about the guy who dumped me so I decided to be a finger stalker by Googling him repeatedly until I found any compromising, embarrassing, or mundane details about his life.

by GregSH August 5, 2008

golden finger

the doctor stick his finger up a man's butthole to check his prostrate.

Hey Tom how did the doctor visit go?
It went okay because I didnt get the golden finger.
The doctor said he usual does check prostrate until your over 40

by Moonshiner007 August 11, 2006

Three Fingers

Approximately three-fourths of an ounce of Marijuna.

"I stopped by my dealers crib and snatched three fingers of his finest bud."

"I couldn't afford a full ounce, so I had to settle with three fingers."

by Fireman420 March 20, 2009

Doodoo fingers

A person who goes to wipe their ass and their fingers break through the tissue causing their fingers to brush against the rim of the bum.

Michael came out of the bathroom and relized a strange odor. He looks down to relize he has doodoo fingers.

by The Homedepot homer August 22, 2010

finger eleven

The act of giving the finger with both hands thus forming an '11' with your fingers.

Frankie gave everyone the finger eleven on his way out the door.

by dr_slurpee August 22, 2007

Finger Puppet

A girl who is soooo tight that when u put a finger in her pussy her arms move up and down.

Hey dont we all want a Finger puppet?

by CanadianBeef_24 December 16, 2003

finger dick

the act of sticking your finger through the zipper of your jeans and humping girls or guys for sexual pleasures, with an open mouth and making awkward sex noises.

Steve: Hey Jezzy, look!

Jezabelle: Get your finger dick away from me!

or

Steve: Uhh Uhh, YES OMG ALL THE WAY BABY!!!

Eric: Umm Steve, I'm a dude and get your finger dick away from me!

Steve: The fact you're a dude makes it more interesting, and I know you like!

by appledumplings69 March 15, 2009