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Paddy Poundcake

The sacred act of dropping a long, heavy-duty dump on work time — the kind that echoes, steams, and might legally qualify as a biohazard.

Derived from “Paddy” — short for cow pat, as in a big, steaming slab of shit — and “poundcaking”, the process of packing it in thick. Together, they form a majestic union of paid time-wasting and gastrointestinal warfare.
Boss: “Where’s Nathan?”
Worker: “He must be dropping another Paddy Poundcake. Been gone since smoko.”
by The Real Detective July 30, 2025
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cunt pounding interest

when a person, mostly a man, is so attracted to a woman that he wants to have sexual intercourse with her.
Dan: Yo Tony! Who was that gorgeous woman you were talking to over there?
Tony: Oh, you're talking about Zoey? She's my financial advisor.
Dan: Great, I'm going over there and show offer her some "cunt pounding interest".
by TheToesKnows September 16, 2025
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pumpkin pounder

A pumpkin pounder is a person who has intercourse with a red head thus they are a pumpkin pounder
That guy over there is a pumpkin pounder, he only has sex with red heads!
by map024 September 23, 2025
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Pony Pounder

A biological Man, from Kitimat, who takes part in vaginal/anal intercourse with a variety of different horse breeds and sizes.
I walked In on Mark F fucking the shit out of small horse. I don't understand why they think it's a good idea to become a Pony Pounder. Must be from Kitimat.
by HORSEFUCKERSPECIALIST October 25, 2025
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Pumkin-pounder

An informal or humorous term used to refer to a person who is strongly or especially attracted to people with naturally red hair.
"I wish I could get with Carla, but I'm a brunette and she's a total Pumkin-pounder"
by Richard Kranium November 3, 2025
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Penny For A Pound

1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;

Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.
Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"

Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"
by robotmafia October 5, 2010
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laying track to pound town

Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.
Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!
by Mcmccarrot March 6, 2015
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