The Jingles

A sexually transmitted disease characterized by a tingling sensation in the genital area, accompanied by occasional "jingles" or brief bursts of discomfort.

FUCK! I got the jingles.

by the jingles warrior February 16, 2024

flap jangling

This is the female equivalent terminology of a dick-swinging competition.

Kate and Emma were flap jangling over who was the better manager.

by Mathilda70 February 22, 2024

a Jungle man

A man who likes to dance in the jungle.

Don't be a jungle man, hippie!

by Bandit Heeler April 14, 2024

Mutumbo jingle

Mutumbo jingle, when two people engage in sexual intercourse (doggy style) except the male goes in doggy and the female goes in and chomps on his testicles from under like Mutumbo the hippopotamus.

Me : dude last night I was over at Ethan’s house and I hit him wit the “Mutumbo jingle” when he was least expecting it!

by ethanandrish May 26, 2024

Dildo jungle

It's when you stick dildos all over the floor, walls and ceiling, covering up the entire room with dildos.

Bob has set up a dildo jungle.

by wendigoascension June 30, 2024

genetic jungle

An adjective, to describe an individual as a fuckin Animal. To describe someone who is ballistically, indescribably on edge in which suprises one mind on the amount of chaotic energy one presumes. Also to describe a fuckin retard.

- When this inbred honkey-muppet son came to me talking on some crazy special needs shit, all I can think to myself is “That boy’s a Genetic Jungle”
- After seeing Johnqurious Johnson Jr. Punch the basketball coach in the face, the college scout said “that boy is a Genetic Jungle”

by CNastyCSwiggs December 16, 2024

Rhodesian Jungle Musket

The act compacting fecal matter into ones urethra via the use of a sounding rod

I think i need to see a doctor, my phallice is swollen twice it’s size after last nights Rhodesian Jungle Musket!

by Fecalmeister January 24, 2025