Beer that has gone sour. Some bottles of beer have an overabundance of particulate matter evident when the contents are viewed through light.
by ozonekid December 14, 2013
Get the skunked beer mug.A beer, either bottle or can, that is placed in a snow bank near an expanse of freshly fallen snow that requires shovelling. The beer serves as both motivator and reward to complete the job.
1) That snow beer is going to taste wicked good when I'm done shovelling this effin driveway.
2) Dig me out one of those frosty snow beers my good man!
3) Watch where your throwing the snow you hoser, we're gonna lose our snow beers!
2) Dig me out one of those frosty snow beers my good man!
3) Watch where your throwing the snow you hoser, we're gonna lose our snow beers!
by Cordo Gooper February 24, 2011
Get the Snow Beer mug.It's a lot like water boarding, except with beer. and generally you don't give a shit what they say, you just keep pouring
"That Jabroni is wide open, let's sneak up behind him and beer board the shit out of him. You two grab his shoulders. I'll pour."
by jibberjabberjihad December 19, 2012
Get the Beer Board mug.Having fallen asleep with a bottle of beer in hand, waking up to find your lower area saturated and damp from the bottle contents.
Snake entered the Bear's cave and found him lying in his own beer nappy. Upon discover of said beer nappy, Bear sighed.
by Eoghan Johnston January 3, 2008
Get the Beer Nappy mug.the act of slamming the beer bottle/mug on the counter after downing the glass. can also be done by shattering the bottle against the ground or another hard surface.
Underage Kid 1: hey so did you guys drink that beer bottle last night?
Underage Kid 2: yeah me and frank drank the whole bottle then frank did a beer slam when he finished it.
Underage Kid 2: yeah me and frank drank the whole bottle then frank did a beer slam when he finished it.
by anonymous1289 February 1, 2010
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by gabi September 7, 2004
Get the penises and beer mug.a term coined by the geniuses at Annheuser-Busch in the late 90's for commercials where they presented the "Born on Date" concept of fresh beer. They had commercials showing losers worried about getting skunky beer.
me: aww patches! this beer is skunky dude
patches: yeah, let's call 1-800-DIAL-BUD and tell 'em we want a free replacement pack
me: okay . . . <dialing>
bud: yaw, hello, who dis?
me: yo dookie! this is some skunky beer, im gonna smash this shit on patches' head, stick it in an envelope, lick it and send it in as evidance!
bud: you over 21?
me: naw fuck you, not a day over 19 bitch, gimme some new beer
patches: yeah, let's call 1-800-DIAL-BUD and tell 'em we want a free replacement pack
me: okay . . . <dialing>
bud: yaw, hello, who dis?
me: yo dookie! this is some skunky beer, im gonna smash this shit on patches' head, stick it in an envelope, lick it and send it in as evidance!
bud: you over 21?
me: naw fuck you, not a day over 19 bitch, gimme some new beer
by Urban Dictionary January 8, 2009
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