big fucking dick

It's a big ol' peen

Someone looking at big ol peen: "Woag, that guy has a big fucking dick. Nice!"

by Dark Angel sexmaster May 8, 2020

Fuck you mother Fucker

To tell someone your pissed at them and or for no reason at all just for the hell of it.

Black guy 1: ha ha your gay you bitch
White guy 1: Fuck you mother Fucker!
Black guy 1: *Pulls out gun* what bitch
White guy 1: put that shit away bitch before i shoot your ass
Black guy 1: with what bitch?
White guy 1: *pulls out Desert Eagle* this bitch
Black guy 1: ok fine ill back off
Qhite guy 1: *shoots black guy 1 in the head then steals money from black guy 1*

by sam bewley February 17, 2008

two slices of fuck all

1. a sarcastic reply to someone who is not satisfied with what they have or
2. a claim to have eaten less than someone else
3. a moan that there was no food ready to eat at home

man 1 'I've only got one slice of bread here mate'
man 2 'you'll get two slices of fuck all in a minute mate if you don't stop moaning'

man 3 'I only had a pot noodle for my dinner'
man 4 'so what, I've had two slices of fuck all for mine'

man 5 'what did you get for your dinner when you got home mate?'
man 6 'same as usual, two slices of fuck all'

by Mr Cunninglinguist May 15, 2010

Three Draw Fuck Up

A Marijuana - consuming game following the rules of an ordinary round of "indian", "killer" or basically the game in which the joint is passed around in a circle, and each "player" must hold in the smoke until their next turn, or they get called a pussy or other such insults. The only difference in Three Draw Fuck Up is that instead of taking one draw and holding until next turn, three draws are taken. Pretty self explantory, really.

"Hey guys, fancy a game of Three Draw Fuck Up?"

by Ninja_448 June 25, 2008

monkeys trying to fuck a football

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task

Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football

by wamboozled October 10, 2014

Fuck Board Game Night

To stay in with your partner and engage in sexual activities instead of going to an event that you RSVP'd to

person1: Aww man why didnt (name) show up tonight?
person2: Him and his girlfriend pulled a Fuck Board Game Night

by DickmcLong January 16, 2015

You shut the fuck up

Last warning before I give you a dirt nap one more word after I say you shut the fuck up you'll be put to sleep

Billy you shut the fuck up Billy replies yeah fuck you what are you going to do about it then billy gets put to sleep

by Dirtye49 August 28, 2017