amelis

If you know someone named Amelis, keep her forever. Amelis is a creative, funny and witty girl who will always have your back. She knows exactly what she wants, so don't mess with her.
"Omg, did you see that girl over there? I think her name's Amelis"
"Damn, she looks cool as fuck"
by clairo's gf November 17, 2020
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Amelis

Amelis is the funniest person ever known to mankind, she is caring and sweet. She can be a bit aggressive at times but that doesn't change her sweet self, she is very antisocial and she can be very grumpy but shes still a very good friend.
I love you, Amelis!!
You're a good friend, Amelis.
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am i cooked

Wanting to know if the situation you are in means that it's over and you're done
i went band 4 band with my doordash driver infront of the hoes and lost, am i cooked?

my neighbor called me last night saying that me and my girlfriend were being too loud but im currently out of town, am i cooked?
by JiffPeanutButter February 11, 2024
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i am breaking up with you

when a girls says this shes a thot and a bich
girl:i am breaking up with you

boy: ok thot
by nbvb May 04, 2019
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A comment most often left by a user on YouTube named “lpc9929” who also leaves other comments such as “Hey Google exit YouTube” on his channels community posts, he is seen eating candles.
L PC: “I am infertile from eating scented candles. The”
Dragonpainter299: “what”
by TheIrritatedScot September 18, 2024
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Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.
Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarianvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)
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