january 11

your mom eats ass

“ hey david you’re mom ate my ass today , it’s january 11th”

by ueheiwhaja January 11, 2022

January 14

National kiss you girl bestie

January 14
Hey can you come over here please

Her: what is I-
You:*kiss*

by Xadrianz_ January 9, 2022

January 15

The day when the best people are born. They are usually sporty people. She will grow up to be a dancer. And her family is amazing! She also has the best friends ever!

person one: mia’s birthday is on january 15!!
person two: wow mia must be the best

by heyhey2007 November 21, 2019

January 31st

January 31st is when the best people are born aka my best friend, a total rat and the prettiest person

“hey, are you born on january 31st, you are the best”

by n1yahg November 9, 2022

January 25th

If you are born on January 25th you are the most beautiful creature in the world. Have great birthday.

Guy: Hey when’s your birthday?
Girl: January 25th.
Guy: Makes sense because you’re really pretty.

by DaNgEr Im a vampire Lover August 23, 2022

january 5, 2022

the day where people named jae have to ask their soulmate to marry them.

jae: it's january 5, 2022... wonpil do you wanna marry me?

wonpil: you're a loser

by eaj.piri January 4, 2022

January 5

January 5 is national pink Whitney day

Today is January 5 you know what that means!

by Sophia Lewis January 4, 2024