Hot Dragon fruit

While your lover is on all fours the woman sucks a fart from his butt while jerking him off and fondling his balls.

Picking the ripest fruit of all I consumed the hot dragon fruit from him before we made love.

by Brellygreen April 18, 2017

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Fruit killer

A tall cup with knives at the bottom...
They say that if you see it...

It will follow you until you die....

Banana: ITS THE FRUIT KILLER RUN

Apple: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

pineapple: THE FRUIT KILLER KILLED MY KID

Pear: this is fine :)

by asshole <3 July 31, 2021

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Shit doesn't last very long

Mike: "Hey Jimmy, want some Juicy Fruit Gum?"
Jimmy: "Hell no. It loses flavor in two minutes. Got any Trident?"

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by MB6440 June 26, 2017

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To pay for something with a sent picture of a 🍉 or 🍑

I’m going to need a fruit tax

by Dakota s1 December 14, 2024

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a drink composed of straight vodka mixed with fruit punch mio

by Jerry mayn September 13, 2021

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When a person is so gay, it rubs off on you and you become a Super-Fruit.

Friend 1: What happened to Greg?
Friend 2: Oh, he was hanging out with Georgina and turned into a Super-Fruit

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