pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.

(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?

by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017

Slime out your homie

to give your homie some MASSIVE dih

you need to slime out your homie for raping my dog gang 💔

by ZombieGotBetrayed0 March 01, 2025

Get out of here kid your dog

well really im dog but your more dog then me

"Get out of here kid your dog" no your actually worse "nuh uh" but i just beat- *slaps the f out of him too the moon* "i said nuh uh"

by SexuallyAttractedToBigBlackMen October 04, 2023

[Whatever fills your pussy]

If it makes you happy, go for it

She: I'm going to shop for Lipstick at Macy's
He: Whatever fills your pussy.

by mossiears March 08, 2014

gun to your head

usually used when someone is asking a tricky ass question or proving someones knowledge of some shit

person 1: yo bump that new dmx
person 2: since when did you fuck with dmx?
person 1: since day 1 bro trust (he capping)
person 2: word? gun to your head name me 5 dmx songs

by mrtakethatrisk April 15, 2024

just like your dick

Useful comeback for when somebody says something that irritates you

^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!

by thurb April 17, 2023

the one your mother tongue

the one your mother tongue

the one your mother tongue

by سس February 04, 2021