National slap ass day

On December 11th, you are allowed to slap anyone’s ass.

Jessica: OMG did Tyler just slap my ass?
Tyler: It’s National slap ass day!
Jessica: ohh

by trackgod100 December 10, 2019

Plymouth Rock Day

Plymouth Rock Day is the 2nd Monday in February when all females are required to give blowjobs before 2pm or be punched in the face. Originates from a whore named Plymouth who loved to give blowjobs, often being rewarded with phrases like "Wow Plymouth, you rock!"

Can't wait for Plymouth Rock Day. Hope I don't get that snaggle toothed bitch again

by robertisafaggot February 9, 2015

Pajama day

Spiderman: its pajama day?
Deadpool: yea it is
Spiderman: h-ll yea!
Deadpool: lets get out pajamas on

Pajama day is a day just about spideypool!

by Mae likes ice cream April 21, 2021

Lloyd day

Lloyd Day falls every Friday the 13th, and exciting events usually follow. Lloyd is a middle-aged man of Scottish and Swiss heritage. He enjoys Bollywood music and is often found in Vancouver or Mumbai. He likes a good strong earl grey. On this day we remember all he has done for us.

I will have a party this Lloyd day.

by Katarina Skvolinskah September 18, 2023

Shut The Fuck Up Day

Shut The Fuck Up Day takes place on April 17 where everyone stops talking, and whoever talks is automatically a homosexual.

Oh shit it's Shut The Fuck Up Day time to shut the fuck up

by TheEditorOfTheWorld April 16, 2021

national kiss day

April 13 is national kiss day

Go kiss him, it’s national kiss day

by National kiss day April 12, 2019

national ren day

national ren day. a day in which you celebrate ren's birthday on december 25th.

oh did you hear? its national ren day. dont forget to wish ren a very special happy birthday.

by encoregay October 15, 2020