i hate you maximus

you dont like someone named maximus

maximus is poop and should be called max
i really want to say "i hate you maximus"
by jonny98882 January 24, 2023
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Fuck You Discount

When a discount isn't actually usable because the people selling the item put rules on it to prevent it from being capitalized
Steve: "Aw man, these chips are buy one get one half off, but they're limiting one bag per customer!"
Eric: "Wow, talk about a real Fuck You Discount."
by Kevin2030 February 14, 2021
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are you sure

When your son has an interesting day and you're particularly VERY skeptical for no reason and your wife is super strong
-I had a pretty interesting day
-Are you sure?
-Guess who's finally getting his powers?
-Are you sure?
-Threw a trash bag into space at work
-Are you sure?
-Pretty sure
-Are you sure?
-For sure!
-That's great son, just great. Are you sure?
-Pretty sure, threw a trashbag into spa-
-Are you sure?
-Pretty su-
-Are you sure?
-SEA SALT! I NEED Y-
-Are you sure?

Your wife repeatedly hits your foot with hers under the dinner table and that creates an explosion large enough to level the entirety of Chicago to rubbles. But are you sure this happened? Are you sure?
by perOxiNOsleep May 31, 2025
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Are you sure?

A question asked by Omni-Man to his son in the hit series TITLE CARD, This is in response to his son telling him he got his powers. This question has become a rather large meme in the community.
"And a big welcome home to my favorite son!"

I made some chicken, but I also heated up some authentic German bratwurst flown in special today, just for you."

"I... Had a pretty interesting day"
(Woosh)
"Sorry I'm late honest to god a dragon was attacking Hong Kong, I stopped it"

"Ooo a dragon, nice, Mark was just getting ready to tell us how interesting his day was."

"Guess who's finally getting his power's?"

"***Are you Sure?***"

"Pretty sure, threw a Trashbag, into space, at work."
by ProxyFoxyFuckMe April 10, 2025
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This quote originated from a horror analog series so called "Mandela Catalogue" created by Alex Kister, During Mandela Catalogue Vol. 1 (i think) This quote was later on revealed when
Under an encounter with an Alternate, Do not call for help, But if you did. Try not to speak to much, You might accidently reveal your fear
by YesNoOfficial March 30, 2022
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it be funny please acept
example: get the fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that mug
by Potateh February 18, 2022
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