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show lettuce

The result of a professional athlete getting a big head and growing his hair out cause he thinks he's so cooler than he is. When u make it to the big leagues they call it "The Show." Players refer to hair as lettuce. Hence Show Lettuce.
"Damn, look at Bryce Harper sportin that show lettuce! Better put some mayonnaise on that show lettuce rookie!"
by RipTarry999 September 19, 2017
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Show rage

Show rage is the feeling of anger you have when watching or participating in a reality TV show.
I couldn't contain my show rage while watching big brother. Gordon Ramsey needs to control his show rage when dealing with his contestants.
by Pixietail April 22, 2020
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If you show your friend you will get new friends
Hey urban dictionary told me to tell you that it’s national show your friend a tit day
by TTVDrizzy September 14, 2022
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Show Stopper

A vertical panel between urinals designed to mute another person’s restroom enjoyment. Blocks eye contact, side-glances, competitive energy, and public views of your weeping peepee. Installed to protect your flow, boundaries, and the fragile social fabric of shared plumbing.
Couldn’t go until I saw the show stopper. Without it, I feel like a mushroom in a cornfield—alone, exposed, and very, very small.
by breeg June 9, 2025
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this quote shows

A phrase often used in essays for an English class that follows a quote and comes before the explanation for why the quote is relevant. English teachers hate is because it is unnecessary.
Student: "Why did I get a point off my essay?"
Teacher: "Because you said 'this quote shows', which is unneeded and interrupts the flow of your writing"
Student: "tf?"
by Geckoli December 8, 2023
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Pube Show

Someone being a dumbass or immature. Used in the sense that 'jerk' is used in NYC. Stupid teenagers loitering are a prototypical pube show.
"get a load of those kids over there drinking their yoohoos outside the gas station. What a bunch of pube shows"
by stonerjerry February 23, 2019
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Banana show

A popular act in sex shows around the world. Particularly the Red Light District in Amsterdam. A woman peels a banana and inserts it inside her vagina and audience members are selected to eat it out of her. ( This is something I witnessed with my own eyes not folklore or urban legend or what I heard from some guy)
“We’re going to the red light district to watch a Banana show”
by El Bee February 1, 2025
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