Smash Box

A woman’s spank bank

I’m so gonna put this in my Smash box. Is Tight AF. It’s like Vegas baby

by TheQueenSmashBox May 13, 2022

Gopher Smash

When a guy smacks a guy or girl in the face with a gopher or a penis.

"Bro beans, would you gopher smash that broad over there?"

"Hell yea bromigo"

"Bro I know"

by pwnmaster101 October 10, 2011

Hop on smash bros

Sex haha

Jeff: hop on smash bros

Jim: lmao

by Xx_cocksucker69420_xx February 25, 2021

Dry smash

Barreling full speed ahead with zero preparation and or forethought.

Having never seen the slide deck before, the manager dry smashed his way through the presentation, leaving his audience cringing.

Alternative: fucking with no lube

by Wariomario June 7, 2019

Beard Smashing

Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.

Synonym: bumper scruffs

Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach

Hey Mike, when you partook in beard smashing last night, did you avoid his crabs?

by Miko22 December 28, 2020

Smash

violently break (something) into pieces.

"the thief smashed a window to get into the car"

by ndqjbdarhsbd December 13, 2018

sextuple smash

The most powerful form of slamming ham, steaming ham, kid creation, and you said you used protection-ing

My good sir, this evening, you should expect a sextuple smash. Please be prepared, for you shall not see it coming

by Woman respecter March 5, 2024