september 8

National bless your bf with some nudes

Gf « it’s september 8 what do you want !!! »
Bf « NUDES ! »

by LargeBigMacPlease September 7, 2023

September 1

The great day of goodness and sweetness

And joy happy birthday to all your summer babies ❤️And piece

Dang my birthday is September 1 I can’t wait to be lit epic you are you know what it is

by Reny Pooh December 10, 2019

September 8

The day where you post someone you love to death and would always stand up for.Especially when they are the most sweetest

Person 1:Hey it’s september 8th i’m going to post you since ilysm

Person 2:Awee thank you, I’m going to post you too

by Luvme12341 September 8, 2022

September 3rd

national wab day. wet ass balls. where we appreciate men and the slimy wab they have and how it smells

september 3rd is a holiday

by killuwah September 3, 2020

September 26th

My birthday

when someone on September 26th turns a year older yet me

by robster the gobster December 3, 2022

September 15th

The day i asked out my crush of 2 years.

son: what happened on september 15th dad
me: it was the day i fell in love with your mom and made her mine

by lifestories3488 August 4, 2021

September 5

National slap your friends ass day. It's the day you can slap your friends ass and nobody is allowed to be mad :))

*Slaps ass*
Friend: Why did you slap my ass?
Me: Because it's September 5

by LmaoYourUnlucky September 5, 2022