Patdick

A plumber with OCD.
Obsessed with landscaping and cultivating Kentucky fescue.
Able to stir the pot in any social situation.
Great hugger.

Generally agreeable.

Snappy dresser.
Also known as Chet or a Chet.

PATDICK roped off his lawn so you can’t walk across it.

PATDICK wore his gloves so he doesn’t have to shake your bare hand.

PATDICK said no more white party.

by Golfisbetter November 27, 2024

patrhick

a young gay man who is usually attracted to minors

“Did you see that Patrhick over there?”

by Whatstodayagain January 26, 2025

Patriciophrenia

When a bipolar woman spontaneously becomes the worst one of her personalities and does not hold back

Everything was going OK then she developed patriciophrenia

by Patriciasmyfave January 31, 2026

Patricia Sparta's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company

Patricia Sparta's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company

Patricia Sparta's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

patricia daphne

a human (although you can’t tell because of how huge they are and how different they look in real life) equivalent of a 3-hour voice note no one asked for. talks like she’s narrating her own netflix documentary — tragically, no one’s watching

person 1: my neighbor with the most beadiest looking eyes you’ve ever seen somehow knows i’m expecting because she’s nosy, and told everyone before i could
person 2: oh really? i’ve got one of those too
person 1: yeah?

person 2: yeah, she’s such a patricia daphne
person 1: no way, that’s my nosy neighbor’s name too!

by themosthonestpeopleintheworld July 21, 2025

partickular

(1) One specific aspect regarding a mechanical timepiece.
(2) Being moderately micro-managing regarding a mechanical timepiece.

In order for Big Ben to keep perfect time, da Keeper of Da Great Clock has to be very partickular about adding or removing pennies on said huge seconds-counter's pendulum.

by QuacksO July 22, 2025

Pa’Trick

Verb. (Also. “Pa’Tricked”. “Pa’Tricking”) To completely abandon a friend or friend group upon meeting a new prospective love interest (“trick”).

Johnny is Pa’Tricking me again! He just cancelled on me for the 3rd time because he has plans with that new fling of his!

Taylor has been ignoring all my messages the last few weeks since he met that bumble hookup. I think I’ve been Pa’Tricked!

by Tiberius Jaxson December 31, 2025