Slap ass January

January is a slap ass month which means that you can slap anyones ass for the whole month, you dont need to ask for permission, just do it, have a lovely January and hide your ass.

Person 1: do you see that ass?
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back

Person 2: good luck!

by abc_defgxoxo December 11, 2019

January 5th

January with is the International kiss on the cheek day!

Its the day where you have to kiss someone on the cheek (depending on your gender)

You have to choose a boy or girl depending on your sexuality
If your a girl and your straight you have to kiss a boy, And if your a dude and you are straight you have to kiss a girl.
And if your gay or lesbian you can kiss a boy/girl (depending on gender)
And if your bisexual or Pansexual you can choose whatever you wanna kiss! :)

Friend #1: Hey its January 5th, You know what that means :)
Friend #2: OMG it's international kiss on the cheek day!
Friend #1: Im gonna go kiss my crush now ;)

by ShadyGIRLIEE December 12, 2019

January 9

The national celebration when we all become call if you are born on january 9 and people born in january 5 are bullied because there ugly and dumb

The national celebration when we all become call if you are born on january 9 and people born in january 5 are bullied because there ugly and dumb

by UNKOWN GINGY MAN December 15, 2019

January 18th

January 18th the day for all the crackheads!! Remember smoke that weed or go loko

“Bro you can’t smoke weed” “ya I can it’s January 18th”

“Ohh okay”

by AJNSJDKJDJDJDHBF BE December 19, 2019

January 10

January 10th, 2020 is the one day that you can slap somebody named Sadee. (i.e Sadie, Saydee, Sadie)

Child 1: "Wow today is January 10th! Do you know what that means?"
Sadee: "No, what does it mean?"
Child 1: "It means I get to slap you!"

by epic.gamer.fortnit December 21, 2019

January 9th

January 9th is National Durag day everyone will wear a durag , boys and girls

Aye you know January 9th is National Durag day ?!!!!

by Hammer053 December 22, 2019

January 26

Although it s Australia Day it is also #cantrejectday for those single people out there. On this day if you ask to go out with someone , ask someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend or maybe even marry someone January 26th is your day to shine because guess what??? They can’t say no.

Girl: It’s January 26th will you be my boyfriend

Boy: no
Girl: but aren’t you Forgetting it’s January 26th and that means………
Boy: oh yeah then ok I’d love to

by Maylie nightcer December 23, 2019