hops seltzer

A whimsically refined term for the age-old, beloved cold beer, often employed by connoisseurs and hipsters alike to add a touch of elegance to the humble brew. It's the liquid equivalent of putting a top hat on a friendly dog – unnecessary but delightfully amusing.

Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."

Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.
by John Narckins November 22, 2023
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Hop on Lethal Company

The desire to be chained to a wall and whipped by 3 oily men
Miles:" Let's hop on Lethal Company tonight."
Caleb: "Not again. I'm traumatized."
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Come Hop in my bag

Come hop in my bag is a ghetto way of asking someone out. Or showing interest but trying to sound cool.
Him- Hey you lookin fine today “come hop in my bag rq”

You- no.
by Definitely not Amalia January 4, 2021
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Jiggle Hop

When a big booty judy is trying to get the attention of someone far away but can't jump very high, so she bounces her body with her arm in the air.
When Kesha and Toya got into a car accident at the Nicki Minaj concert, Toya did the jiggle hop to flag down the police while Kesha kept cussing out the guy in the white beamer.
by PMoney2015 August 14, 2015
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A place where the apoc 2 development team meets up and has gay sex
hop on lockport lighthouse prazzy

okay gusmanak!
by WhoZ July 19, 2022
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brother hopping

"Tara went from Allajah to Zion to Lamar then to Daylon and then to Dj and now Gavin....shes brother hopping"
by NorthInUrShorts January 8, 2017
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