smashin' beans

The act of two women, rubbing/ thrusting crotchal regions against one another

Mary and Michelle were totally smashin' beans last night

by Therapist69 November 16, 2014

Instaless Bean

Needs to grow up

Instaless bean’s dinners slap, but she needs to grow up

by Instalessbean March 26, 2021

Smol bean

Louis Tomlinson

Louis Tomlinson is a smol bean

by Mustachepanda29 February 2, 2021

Nipple beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.

Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.

by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022

You are a Bean

A cute animal

Scout, you are a bean, a sweet bean.

by Foxhole24 September 3, 2022

slima beans

Nasty, stinky, sweaty balls.

Go wash your Slima Beans before we go out tonight.

by Ccizz August 2, 2023

missouri beans

When one is caught in the act of using a ladle to apply baked beans into ones ass and proceed to push them out through either a fart or a shart.

Damn bro I didnt know you liked to apply your beans Missouri style.
Missouri Beans - Beans being shit out ones ass after being applied

by beanyboi July 30, 2018