August 22

National sneak out day

On august 22 you get to sneak out and your parents can’t get mad

by 4kdez2 July 4, 2022

4th of August

On the 4th August You are allowed to annoy your Mutuals and they can’t unfollow you :)

“Hi! HI HI HI HI”
“What are you doing?”
“It’s the 4th of August

by Slay people July 4, 2022

August 8th - National show your butthole day

On August 8th, you must show you butthole to anyone who reminds you of this day, or you can show someone you butthole yourself without any repercussions

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August 8th - National show your butthole day

Hey Hannah, today August 8th!

Yeah and?,

It's National show your butthole day, let's see your star fish

Fuuuuuuuck fine but no pictures!

by Anon2! :) August 8, 2022

August 15th

The worst day of the year as it is S*****'s birthday. Nobody likes her and she's a rat.

"We hate August 15th."

by marr30000 August 8, 2022

8 august

national day of relationshio stuff

“oh its 8 august, lets do some relationship stuff”

by okyna August 8, 2022

August 9

Suck your brother’s milk

Me: Bro it’s August 9
Him; Oh no

by tegasdigbick August 8, 2022

August 8 + 9

Suck your brothers milk day

Me: it’s the days august 8 + 9
Him: Noo!

by tegasdigbick August 8, 2022