by FootyStar123 July 28, 2016
Get the Smegma Smithmug. Surrounded by woods filled with homeless heroine addicts Smith College is a liberal haven in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.
Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.
The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.
Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.
As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.
Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.
The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...
Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.
Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.
The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.
Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.
As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.
Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.
The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...
Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.
Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
by pussysmasher420 April 20, 2022
Get the Smith Collegemug. One of the most beautiful girls in the world. An absolute bhaddie. She keeps no secrets and every boy in the world wants her. All the girls want to have those blue eyes and that long blonde hair
by Charlie Davis888 January 9, 2021
Get the Alyson Smithmug. 
When youre having a bowl of cereal with no thought about it, except when you bring the spoon to your mouth, you see it is moving. Oops, you accidentally poured horse sperm instead of milk. But you still keep on eating your cereal, whilst starring into the eyes of your cousin. As they aproach you, get into some hot steamy sex, when youre eating her out, you spit, accidentally getting her pregnant with horse semen. and Bam you can finally have human-horse hybrid child with your morbidly obese cousin.
Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Not too sure, might just do a Dirty Cormac Smith
Person 1: Great Idea!
Person 2: Not too sure, might just do a Dirty Cormac Smith
Person 1: Great Idea!
by Autistic Camel November 7, 2022
Get the Dirty Cormac Smithmug. when you are so turnt, that you are convinced that you indeed are the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, himself.
The Jawn Squad was so buzzed off that nicotine high, that they finally were able to experience being Will Smith Turnt . Jordan even broke out into themesong as the rest of them were breakdancing.
by bturnt February 10, 2015
Get the Will Smith Turntmug. Doug smith is widely regarded as a “Gorilla Tag ghost” He haunts servers in gorilla tag and if you get him angry he might ban or kick you from the game. He can sometimes be found in the codes “IAMHERE” “LMAO666” and “CARCRASH”. Apparently, he died in a car crash and now haunts the listed gorilla tag servers through his dead son’s headset.
by iceyyz July 14, 2023
Get the Doug Smith Gorilla tagmug.