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Your Mom

Person 1:What's goin on bro?
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:Fuck.
by o o p May 9, 2020
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Salt on your shoulder

It means very angry
I just lost in fortnite battle royale I could shoot up a Walmart!

Salt on your shoulder much?
by DanielsNan June 2, 2018
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Your Mother

Wow! look at your mother over there swimming in the ocean! It's so huge!
by s a n s March 17, 2021
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Give a girl your hoodie day

On the 11 of March u need to give a girl that you know your hoddie. It doesn’t need to be your gf.
“Hey here’s my hoodie because its the 11 of March which is give a girl your hoodie day”
Thanks so much
by NoBoDy’S gOnNa KnOw March 10, 2021
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your opinion

Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom! You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you, humanity will punish you, space will punish you. We decided just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit. So there's no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.
by francac March 21, 2023
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Your Mom

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- Jake - "Mom, What's your body count"

"Might woman sit down for this one" - Your Mom
by Realfacts.om November 10, 2021
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hug your best friends day

January 12th is the day where you hug all of your closest friends!
them: why did you hug me?
you: because it’s hug your best friends day!
by bingoboingoo January 12, 2023
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