Pork Chop Moment

A pork chop moment is similar to having a blond moment, a moment of stupidity, but worse and for a longer period of time.

Man's friend: yoo broo, why you cheesing me broo?
Portuguese guy: .........................huh?
Man's friend: WOWWW, long enough pork chop moment =P

by Thatguyfromthatplace7797 April 1, 2011

Chopped Man Epidemic

This era of time some women refer to as the “Chopped Man Epidemic”, essentially the shortage of good looking men.

Girl 1- I haven’t seen a good looking man in weeks.
Girl 2- Yeah, we’re really in a chopped man epidemic.

by TziTziDatGuyGuy June 26, 2025

Chopped

it’s mean you hideous/ ugly asf

“nah her ass fat but she hella chopped”

by biggestsmoochiealive September 6, 2022

chopped chin

Chopped Chin is the kind of guy whose presence feels like the weight of a thousand unsaid words, each one sharper than the last. There's a precision in the way he nods-never too fast, never too slow-as if every tilt of his chin carries the wisdom of battles fought and won, the silent understanding of a world too loud to hear him otherwise. His movements are deliberate, carved out of some primal understanding of rhythm and purpose; when he walks, it's not just movement-it's an event, a symphony of intention that demands respect. There's something raw and almost poetic about the way his sharp jawline catches the light, making every glance seem calculated, like a blade catching the sun before it strikes. Chopped Chin doesn't just talk-he measures his words, letting silence carry his thoughts further than conversation ever could. And yet, there's something profoundly human in him, something that makes you feel like every step he takes is one you can't help but root for, as if he's walking through the world's fire and coming out forged in steel. To watch him exist is to witness someone who doesn't just live but embodies life in all its tough, unrelenting coolness, a walking paradox of strength and grace that's as inspiring as it is intimidating.

dang it did you see chopped chins nod just now… the way he integrated into existing jiggly movement is breathtaking.. i bet if he bought a property in egypt they would give it it him..

by egyptian government January 3, 2025

Military chop

A military chop is a bad haircut offered to military at a very low price usually less the 15. You can most often find the military chop on coast highway in oceanside. The barbers tht work at these shops have no talent and work ethic and cant get a job and be successful at a barbershop we’re you have to be good to work there. There is usually no interview required to check talent and skill cutting hair. Barbers most likely use drugs such as meth and weed and drink on the job.

Hey that barbers has a star-trek helmet on cutting hair and the management is ok with tht? What a military chop that haircut is. only on coast highway will you see tht.

by Kingheroin July 24, 2022

chopped chin

Someone who has a large or sharp chin.

"damn he got a chopped chin"

by 😻diva February 11, 2025

Chopped Chin

First massive meme of 2025, the way chopped chin moves is so sigma and skibidi. His nod is the tuffest nod in the world.

“Omg chopped chin is so majestic”
“Yeah I know, his nod is so nonchalant”

by The skibidiest of them all January 7, 2025