Social Chopping Block

A metaphorical place in your mind where you decide whether you will cut off your friends/acquaintances; hence the name chopping block.
Adam: Have you heard about how fucking lazy Charles is?
Sam: Yeah, he texted me out of the blue asking for a damn math assignment, he’s up on my social chopping block.
by Wtf_123 February 13, 2025
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Tesla Chop

Like Slug Bug, but with Tesla and a cool karate chop action. If you chop someone and it is not a Tesla, that is a premate chopulation and the defending party receives two chop backs to be used immediately.
We were on a road trip and she Tesla Chopped me 17 times.
by Incomplete Biped November 26, 2021
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chop some sauerkraut

if some of the people you do know do chop some sauerkraut, don't be surprised the methods they are using to do so may not be legal
by Sexydimma December 18, 2017
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chop some sauerkraut

if people you know do chop some sauerkraut, don't be surprised if some of the methods they used were illdegal
by Sexydimma December 17, 2017
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slam chop

Like a slam piece but WAY BIGGER. This is a man or woman that you would typically not even DREAM about having sex with but after several drinks becomes VERY appealing.
Lakin: Girl , that dudes looking good about now.
Sarah: Are you blind? He's huge.
Lakin: Yep, he's about to be my slam chop!
by HankWeed April 30, 2020
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chop a brass

To have a sex with a prostitute
I'm gunna chop a brass tonight
by Paul smith aaaa January 06, 2017
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hands-chopping people

A Chinese buzzword. In mandrin, it's "剁手党(duoshoudang).
To descirbe someone who is a online shopaholic and he is regret even want to his hands off after he bought a large number of things online in "Double 11(Chinese Blake Friday)".
Kind of self-mocking.
Although there's not much ofa discount, I would still become hands-chopping people anyway.
by yangyu March 14, 2024
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