french train schedule

A French train schedule is often marked delayed, or in French, retard. Someone who is a French train schedule, then, is a retard.

"The new guy is such a French train schedule. How'd he get in?"
"Nepotism."

by Instr August 18, 2017

French Creek Kas

When you say you sharted, but your friends refuse to believe you. In anger, you send them a picture of your underpants.

I had to French Creek Kas, my friends are assholes.

by AssücK October 10, 2019

ride the french subway

Anal Sex

Christina Aguilera is Dirrrrty. I bet she loves to ride the French Subway!

by Bensky August 18, 2016

French fry nigga

When a person dodges gunshots or counterattacks at such unimaginable speeds

“You can’t hit me I’m a French fry nigga”

by Mikeokslong July 24, 2022

French Hot Tub

When a man pisses in a girls mouth and then she proceeds to place his nut sack in her mouth as she gurgles the piss.

Person 1: Hey man, how was your spring break.
Person 2: Oh it was great, Vanessa gave me the good ol' French Hot Tub.
Person 1: Nice, it always relaxes my balls after an honest day's work.

by Sage919 March 21, 2019

French fry Nigga

When a person is so agile that they dodge any form of attack

“Damn Larry is a french fry nigga”

by Mikeokslong July 26, 2022

Colorado French Omelet

When you pass a raw egg through a kiss WITHOUT breaking the yolk.

Bro, I just saw Avery and Lilly pull off a Colorado French Omelet!

by The Real Jorge Avila August 8, 2023