christian taylor barron-blevins

a Hitler lover someone who also loves jews and is super amazing and has the biggest toes, Jon and Alice will fall in love with you, evan and sam will bow down to you

HEZ says hi;)

wow christian taylor barron-blevins you cool beans

by Cman1215 January 28, 2018

Aurora Christian Meat Rack

Aurora Christian Meat Rack is a place for all men to go when they need a break from women because you wont find any there. There is a main packing area and a meat freezer. There may be some homosexuals here if that's what you're into! If you ever need a getaway from women... You've found your place!

Charles: Oh boy, I really can't handle my girlfriend right now.
Collin: Well why don't you just come to my school. It's called the Aurora Christian Meat Rack.
Charles: Kinda sounds like a sausage fest if you ask me.
Collin: It's because it is!

by Aurora Christian MeatRack News May 15, 2019

Hope Christian High School

Hopeless Christian is a private high school in the North East Heights of Albuquerque, NM. It is run by the basketball team who decided that it is the only sport allowed to have on campus practices, and the cheerleading team that has never quite actually won a national championship. Most hopies believe that they are entitled to everything including the "pot lounge" behind the art building. They like to talk about how right they are no matter what the issue is, and they never seem to shut up about it either. This school built out of tuff-shed cares more about the grass in the middle of campus that, instead of letting kids walk on it, they make students walk around it making them late to class. Lastly, Hopes baseball team wouldn't be so bad except the coaching staff decided that seniors shouldn't play and freshmen will always carry the team and lose championship games.

See that kid? He goes to Hope Christian High School.

by Charlie Brownstein October 24, 2011

Good Christian Child

A Good Christian Child is an innocent person, generally between the ages of 10 and 24, that is not necessarily Christian.

She would never do that. She's a good christian child.

by KawaiiPotatoSenpai June 18, 2016

Donelson Christian Academy

Fake people and pick mes EVERYWHERE. Bro these people probably ain’t even Christian like huh!?! Nah because show your real self to that persons face go on. All of these people are fruity and it’s kinda a vibe. No hot teachers sadly. 🤪🥺 Anyways our sports teams are good, but the football workouts are kinda.... fruity as well so like. Xoxo- Fruity school.

“Omg does he go to DCA? Because he is SO fruity like omg.”

Donelson Christian Academy- A very GAY school 😎

by Mickeyhahahahah September 1, 2021

Christian's Greasy Ass

A greasy ass motherfucker who wears the same clothes every day, his middle name is James, he works at Pizza Hut, and he never showers. He is a human grease machine and is also known as Bitch Ass Butterbean.

Christian's Greasy Ass is a lying bitch, don't rely on him to save your life!!!

by lefthandlover69 July 9, 2017

high point christian academy

A Christian school in High Point, North Carolina that is filled with a bunch of socially awkward white people. A great way to guarantee that your child will remain a virgin for life and get bullied in college. Many of the students are social rejects or people who were expelled from Wesleyan Christian Academy. HPCA tries to be better than Wesleyan at soccer, basketball, and baseball, but they're not. The only place that they are superior to Wesleyan in is football because Wesleyan doesn't have a football team, but Wesleyan would still beat them at that too.

"I go to high point christian academy."
"Oh, is that that school that always loses to Wesleyan?"

by Gabe Horn 6969 November 28, 2016