August 27

August 27th is a day where an asshole gets dumped

Hey it’s august 27 and I’m done putting up with your shit, you’re getting dumped you asshole!!!

by Oopsguessimmabitch August 27, 2021

August

Officially become your boyfriend's pet cat/dog month

It's August girl cmon be my pet already

by 5ynster December 5, 2020

August 9th

National appreciate bae day!❤️ Appreciate your bae nd let them know how much they mean to you!💯

August 9th is national appreciate bae day so I’m gonna post my gf nd get her Starbucks!

by Titties765 August 9, 2022

August Neifert

A term referring to a homosexual or a 'queer' that will not come out of the closet.

Wow, Clay Aiken was an August Neifert for so long.

by Derek W. Copping February 9, 2009

august 8th

it’s the national pyjama matching day in australia and the best day to maych

bro i can’t wait for august 8th pyjama day

by shushhhhhman100201 August 8, 2025

The August Game

The August game is a constant, never-ending event in which people of the world take pictures of the one and only August. He is an English born gentleman currently living in Brooklyn. He can often be found traversing the grounds of Marist College in Poughkeepsie, NY.

Watson: "My God, there he is"

Watson: "It's him...it's AUGUST"

Sherlock: "The August game is afoot my dear Watson!"

by Theicemanhatharrived December 14, 2022

August

Someone who is fucking goated at Fortnite and cracks all the hoes - he is close to perfection and is up there with Lebron and DanTDM

OMG did you see August cranking 90's yesterday!? It was so hot I don't know if I want to BE him or be WITH him!

by Quackerback2022 April 23, 2025