Instaless Bean

Needs to grow up

Instaless bean’s dinners slap, but she needs to grow up

by Instalessbean March 26, 2021

Make Beans

A code phrase meaning to make love or have sex.

Used by people who do not engage in dirty talk.

Would you like to make beans with me?

by Sodnods June 29, 2020

Bean Sniffer

Like a bean licker only 1. Addicted to crack and 2. Sniffs everyone’s beans

Person 1.) Wow Travis is such a bean sniffer

Person 2.) Yeah it feels as like he’s always high

by Bean Licker October 11, 2019

Nipple beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.

Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.

by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022

Smol bean

Louis Tomlinson

Louis Tomlinson is a smol bean

by Mustachepanda29 February 2, 2021

smashin' beans

The act of two women, rubbing/ thrusting crotchal regions against one another

Mary and Michelle were totally smashin' beans last night

by Therapist69 November 16, 2014

Bean paws

Bean shaped cat paws that usually scatter and move in a swift manner.

My cat has bean paws that scatter on the hard wood floor

by Superman73 December 1, 2018