telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2013

Triple U

Triple U is a playful twist on the slang term "W" (short for "win"), it can be used to emphasize a significant or a satisfying victory. The letter W is pronounced "double U" adding another "U" creates Triple U, signifying an extra big win. The term was first popularized by streamer Dr Donut in mid-2025 and has since caught on as a way to celebrate success.

Dr donut is HT2, I got a job, and my crush texted? That's a Triple U right there!

by splashknig June 2, 2025

triple 0

When something looks too dope to describe in a real grade. You just got to put triple zero.

That jacket is triple 000 on a scale of 1-10.

by Mr.Essential December 10, 2013

Triple S

(SSS; Shit, Shower, Shave)

The act of shitting, showering, and shaving in one trip to the bathroom, resulting in peak refreshment.

Friend 1: “What took you so long in the bathroom?”

Friend 2: “I just pulled a Triple S and it felt so good.”

by 2010 Toyota Corolla July 20, 2022

irregular-triple-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and five great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

irregular-triple-third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire

Jumping from a high point doing 3 back-flip perfectly landing the dick in the Vagina and cuming

Omg Dude Carl is Going for the Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire

by Joe Can Eat Eggs January 11, 2020

Triple Lollipop

A very intense wedgie in which the victim is given an atomic wedgie. But instead of stopping at the face, it goes down through the legs and back up into an atomic again. Now do that last part 2 more times. Viola, a triple lollipop.

Dude did you see that guy get a triple lollipop yesterday? Shit was gnarly.

by Wedgie_expert101 August 21, 2022