Bean Cock

A small, bean shaped penis. Often found on some Asian men and MDMA users. While usually used to describe a particularly bean-shaped appendage, it is often generalised to contain any small penis. Another reason to not do drugs, kids.

"Oi, JC has a Bean Cock!"
"Chris' overuse of ecstasy had left him with a small, inert, Bean Cock."

by ThatDamnScottishGuy March 2, 2015

Bean Omelette

A "mean omelette" is when a man farts into his girlfriend's vagina (being a fan of the ass to vag fetish), and then later, unintentionally, the lady queefs into said man's mouth during cunnilingus resulting in much disgust.

"She did what into your what???"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"

by Billy Bob Queeferton the THIRD January 1, 2012

Bean-baked

Bean baked means cooking twice. Once cooked, second cooked in beans, heated by beans, or cooked like beans.

Being so high ur not a human, only bean.

I bean-baked my chicken.

I am so beanbaked

by Gypsy777 August 29, 2017

Bean-Dip

(Verb) — To suddenly change the subject when asked an uncomfortable or pointed question that one does not want to answer; with the intention of distracting the questioner.

1. Mary: Did you pass your bio exam?

Stacy: Have you tried the bean dip, it’s

really good!

2. Bill: What did you say when she wanted

to take it to the “next level?”

Jim: Nothing, I just bean-dipped her.

by Quillon Myles May 3, 2018

bean rolls

Ano Extremely fat Mexicans Stomach Flab

Did you see that gardeners bean rolls?

by Killsmatic_247 April 21, 2016

bean dip

the sexual act of a woman placing her clitoris in the mouth of a willing sexual partner for pleasure or onto the face or head of an unsuspecting person.

The female version of tea bagging.

I got so drunk last night i passed out and my friends bean dipped me and took photos

by NefariousMyers November 4, 2015

Instaless Bean

Needs to grow up

Instaless bean’s dinners slap, but she needs to grow up

by Instalessbean March 26, 2021