Bad Noodle

Jasmine

"That girl Jasmine is a Bad Noodle"

by Humbletramp February 28, 2025

noodle

a long, but thin penis.

"I heard John has a noodle!"

by wrektdpussy2017 November 25, 2017

Noodle stroodle

When your girl plays with your dick and you eating noodles also. ;)

Mike: dude guess what happened last night!!!
Jimmy: what?
Mike: Jennifer was giving me some of that noodle stroodle

by Mr.mondal May 7, 2017

funky noodle

when something is soooo crazy and unbelievable that is is simply just funky noodle!!

jessica: i literally just exploded from drinking two whole bottles of milk!!

you: woah man that is funky noodle!!

by liurrrr November 28, 2023

noodle salad

When a bunch of guys put their flaccid dicks in a girl's mouth

Sarah: Jenny, how was your noodle salad last night?

Jenny: Soft and meaty

by Gingawinga May 3, 2016

selective noodle syndrome

Someone makes homemade Mac n cheese but they run out of a certain kind of noodle. So there's several different kinds of noodles.
Selective Noodle Syndrome is when you're picky and you dig through only getting a certain type of noodle out.

"She's digging through the noodles. She has Selective Noodle Syndrome."

by Lugnut13 April 9, 2017

Noodle hair

When somebody's hair is blonde and looks noodles

You have Noodle hair

by Hdhdvxdg March 20, 2022