robert parker-tyrrel

Robert Parker Tyrell has a tiny todger full of nob cheese. he gets absolutely no pussy. no girl would ever go near his tiny shrimp dick, only his uncle was interested 👀. He enjoys maths and prostitution. he is clearly just a 60 year old disguised as a 15 year old so he can nonce on all the younger people. you can tell by his receding hairline and the fact that once again, he enjoys maths.

robert parker-tyrrell is an absolute nonce

by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022

Zacc Roberts

Zacc is a fat-ass who comes to your house and eats all of your food. He single-handedly makes the kids in Africa starve as he has eaten all of their food. Zacc is the type of person to not make the football team for how fat he is and if he was to make the team the only thing he would do is break all of the benches. He is known for fumbling the bad and not being able to pull any females.

Wow that Zacc Roberts guy gets no hoes

by TheMissingLink14 March 3, 2022

Roberted

A friend of mine who is a big big mongoose and a rat

And it means that he's becoming dumber

Dam every day I get Roberted one by one.

by DiaTheFriendOfRobert March 4, 2022

ROBERT

robert is awesome tou see him your heart will skip a beat or two his voice is relaxing and his attitude is great ...he is perfect in everyway he can do any job better than anyone i know

he likes music ...plays 10,000....plays pool ...hes a mechanic... an installer ....a handy man and bestbof all hes a great friend and very sexy as well .
robert is the perfect example of what a woman wants hes careing respectful loyal loving and he has manners ...HE IS THE KIND OF GUY YOU WOULD TAKE HOME TO MEET THE PARENTS ...HE'S JUST TOTALLY PERFECT and HE DESERVES THE BEST ALWAYS....although be doesn't always believe it

ROBERT IS THE PERFECT GUY AND I WILL ALWAYS BE HIS BIGGEST FAN

by [e-mail] February 9, 2026